Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
