I'm drive I can fine osifer
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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