Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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