that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
So much rum. So many feels.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
