Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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