he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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