We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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