Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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