Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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