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(231): View more from Michigan

Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this

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(303): View more from Colorado

Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks

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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.

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(916): View more from California

Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Come share oat with me in your robe

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.

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