The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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