Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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