oh god the rape fog is back!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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