it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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