M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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