If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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