Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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