does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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