Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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