Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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