Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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