im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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