sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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