Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Acid is not a monday night drug
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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