I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
