Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I believe in your delicious
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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