yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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