he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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