I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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