I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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