No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Sext me about skeletons
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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