so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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