Don't you send me to vm
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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