I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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