I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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