Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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