Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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