Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I think I just sharted jello shots
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