nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
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What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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