they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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