The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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