Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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