..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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