Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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