you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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