It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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