just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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