Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Come on in and take your pants off
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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