I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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