Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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