Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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