I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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