I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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