dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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