Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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