Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
