I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I puked a lego.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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